Suckage: When Shark Tanks Leak
Now, I am a huge fan of ocean life. I love the deep sea shows on TV. I love to see all of the strange and mysterious sea creatures dwelling there and all.
But I have absolutely no interest in ever going there. Ever.
I will go into the ocean, I’ll even go out a hundred feet or so. But I sure as hell am not going to the briny depths of the sea. No way.
So when I saw this:
And realized that it was leaking from:
I promptly pooed myself.
You see, this is a 2 million gallon shark tank at a mall in Dubai, and it’s leaking like a sieve.
What’s ironic is that you know there is some insurance advertising in that mall that is about to be making earning it’s keep!
If this keeps up, the locals will be able to feed the sharks, directly.
Click here for a video of the chaos.