Technology: Intelligent Underwear
If you have ever dreamed of owning a pair of tighty-whiteys that will let you know if you’ve just shit yourself, you are in luck!
According to Fox news,
Simavita, an Australian electronics company today, has just announced what it claims are the world’s first electronic underpants — an incontinence aid that can send a text message should the wearer experience an incident. [FoxNews.com]
Color me surprised. Now, obviously this is for those that would actually need it. People who are possibly older, or have control issues may find this an amazing device.
But I can see the jokes and misuses now. Because you know some jackass is gonna hook this thing up to twitter to tweet every time he farts.
Seriously? Don’t we have better uses for technology these days?