Archive for the ‘bad ideas’ Category

Bad Ideas: Squirrel Koozies (2010-7-23)

Nasty, right?
So ho said, HEY! Let’s take a dead squirrel, taxidermy it. THEN! We shall shove cold beverages down inside of it and make merriment!
Enjoy that. If someone ever offered me a drink in one of these, I am screaming Pet Cemetery and running!
Link here.

Bad Ideas: Baby Seal Pinata (2010-7-20)

This is wrong. We all know it’s wrong. We all agree it is wrong.
Can we start laughing now?
I mean, seriously, who came up with the sick idea of having a baby seal as a pinata for a party?
It’s is as genius as it is crazy! Kinda like faux wood blinds. So crazy most people won’t [...]

Bad Ideas: Belief Bulbs (2010-7-7)

Now this product comes a little too close to guaranteeing you a long time in flamesville.
Faith powered light bulbs?
Seriously?
The manufacturer is Lord, and they claim to be “science-free.” Free of everything except molded glass and metal casting.
But aside from that, yeah, they’re science free.
Link here

Throwndown Bed Is A Bad Idea (2010-7-2)

Being a father of 2, and having a child getting ready to make the move from a crib to a toddler bed, I know how hard the change can be. Especially if you are fighting most every night, like we are, to get the kid to go to bed.
So why not add some extra turmoil [...]

Bad Bridge Concepts (2010-6-25)

So, if you’re a little crazy, or a little eccentric, this is what a good bridge concept might look like to you. What bridge is that, you ask? why it’s the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco.
A large, squid? Sure, why not look at that as a great model for suspension bridge design!

Oooh! How about [...]

Husbands? We’re Fresh Out! (2010-6-10)

It wouldn’t be funny if it weren’t true.
A 57 year old lady from Alliance, Ohio called 911 and made a very strange, yet intriguing distress call.
She needed a husband.
According to some websites,
The dispatcher was flabbergasted by the requests and asked Audrey Scott, of Alliance, Ohio “You need to get a husband?” The 57-year-old Scott responded, [...]

Bad Ideas: Paint Your Own Obama (2010-2-8)

If you’re one of those people that can’t quite handle the fact that there is an African American (or at least non white) president of the U.S., now you can buy an action figure that will allow you to paint him what ever color you want!
The base is stark white, and the entire figurine can [...]